1) The "hands are dry" tweet. My hands are so dry that when I touch fleece is sounds like a cat licking a soft ecollar. #LVTproblems #vettech — Melanie Jo Moore (@MelanieJoMoore) January 19, 2016 2) The tweet. Hate when someone asks what my major is then says "why don't you just be a real vet" ???????? #VetTech — Mary Smith (@MaryyyVictoria) January 9, 2016 3) The body fluid tweet. Omg I smell like urine because of this dog!! Life as a #vettech — JOSEPHMONSTER (@jofussix) December 31, 2015 4) The other body fluid tweet. 9:30 am. Blood splatter in my eye. My job is glamorous #vettech — Bee (@bee012188) December 31, 2015 5) The "title you may not exactly want when it comes to body fluids" tweet. Blood smear queen today! ???? ???? #vettech — [DOLL] SaucyxLewis (@saucyxlewis) December 28, 2015 6) The "sometimes you just have to accept the body fluids" tweet. At any given moment, I have slobber, urine, blood, fecal matter, or vomitus on my hand. And I wouldn't change a thing ❤️ #vettech — •Carly• (@carlybird5) December 29, 2015 7) The "should have stayed in the back" tweet. Not even mid day and I've been asked 5 questions that make me question the average IQ. This is why I stay in the surgery suite. #VetTech — Nick Felix (@Nick20719) December 28, 2015 8) The "arms of steel" tweet. Who needs the gym when you are restraining 130# dogs all day ???????? #vettech — Mikaela Winder (@MikaelaWinder) January 6, 2016 9) The "my pets are always happy to help with my CE" tweet. Cuddling with your dog at home means checking teeth, finding the best veins and maybe a quick orthopedic exam. #vettechproblems #VetTech — Overheard CVT Quotes (@TrudyNotGrudy) January 9, 2016 10) The "I love my job" tweet. Rise and shine! It's time to go save puppies and kittens! #vettech #work — [DOLL] SaucyxLewis (@saucyxlewis) December 29, 2015 What's your favorite tweet? Let us know in the comments.