1) Always choose paper.
When there’s one appointment left so you rock, paper, scissors to see who has to do it ???? #VetTech
— Nick Felix (@Nick20719) June 6, 2016
Client burped in my face this morning. I’d rather be peed on, honestly. #vettech
— Regina Phalange (@heyJESSI) May 28, 2016
3) This is why we can’t have nice things.
— Kat (@TheGreatKatsby1) June 9, 2016
4) Don’t forget the hours too.
When my doctor asks how many days a week I exercise, I count how many days I typically work #vettechlife
— Mary Sinnamon (@mary_sinnamon) June 8, 2016
5) When there are more than clothes in the dryer.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in the dryer? I’ve found a testicle in the dryer at work once. #VetTechLife
— Stacie Lynn (@stacielynn89) June 6, 2016
6) The best feeling.
Update: I finally got to pee after 16 hours. It was pretty amazing #VetTechLife
— Jordan Burbage (@JordanGraceful) June 5, 2016
7) A stomach of steel.
You know your destiny involves being a vet tech when you can eat lunch while watching a surgery get done. ???????????????????????????????? #vettechlife
— Miriah Haltiwanger (@nana_x_9BATMAN) June 3, 2016
8) A stomach of steel … most of the time.
hate eating my lunch smelling like cat shit #vettechlife
— ♏️ (@m3rmaidt4ils) May 20, 2016
9) We need 10cc of vet techs stat.
How many techs does it take to get blood on a 100lb Bernese Mountain Dog?
Four. Four techs. And he was still unmanageable. #vettechlife
— Gia Scalise (@lagiabella) May 19, 2016
10) Possibly heard in the surgery room.
“Sorry guys i just dropped a placenta on the ground” #vettechlife
— ♏️ (@m3rmaidt4ils) May 6, 2016
O: “I think he has kennel cough.”
Me: “is he coughing?”
Me: *bangs head against wall*#vettechlife
— (^･ω･^) Catlin (@kokowadoko12) April 30, 2016
12) When work crosses over to real life.
Filling out paperwork at the doctors office. Why don’t they have a female spayed or male neutered gender option? Oh wait…. #vettechlife
— Jessica Loe (@jessicaloe112) April 27, 2016